If you see the long-term problem with a philosophy that says “Economy going well? Cut taxes!” and “Economy going poorly? Cut taxes!” Vote Dem.

If you disagree that separation of Church and state is mainly associated with Hitler, Vote Dem.

If you don’t think you should have to subscribe to the fire department in the first place, Vote Dem.

If you think President Reagan’s budget director knows what he’s talking about, Vote Dem.

If you don’t like the idea of your Congressman spending weekends dressing up like a Nazi, Vote Dem.

If you don’t think the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell judge is as dangerous to America as Al-Qaeda, Vote Dem.

If you don’t think that our country would be better off eliminating federal student loans and Pell grants, Vote Dem.

If the fact you “haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet” doesn’t quite disprove evolution, Vote Dem.

If you don’t think it’s a good idea to totally eliminate the minimum wage, Vote Dem.

If you don’t think a guy pitching “post-apocalypse” food is the best guy to trust about the present, Vote Dem.